This is where i will put quotes that i see or people send in, that i think are funny of course....
A good drier dries the rest of the dirt off- my mother
Don't eat anything that bounces- me
The early bird may get the worm but the late bird lays the chick
"Fighting only leaves emptiness," I said,and proceeded to vomit.-me
The origin of magic incantations: "Hey look, Alegra with Fexofenidine!" Their house blew up.
I'm not "cheating"... I'm just simply checking my answers before I get them.
I am mystery man! Well... not anymore.
I'm as happy as a masochist in hell.
Our new truck fits three people comfortably... or seven Illegal Imigrants in the bed.
The perfect answer to the question: "Would you still love me if I had no arms and legs?", answer: "The true question is: Would you cut them off to prove a point?"
NEW!! Barbeeisms.
I created this for my friends the Barbees who come up with some good one-liners.
It's all fun and games 'til someone pokes out an eye... wait... no... that was fun too!
Putdowns
I would ask you to step aside but the Earth would be more easily moved.
He's not fat... He's just got wind control!
Things to think about.
The Crocodile hunter on LSD (There's the rare... Purporange dingo!)
The Crocodile hunter on Marjuana (There's the rare...*Cracks up*
